Things to do in Dipton when you’re dead

Well, I suppose you could resurect yourself.

As Sir Roger Douglas has done, claiming $44,000 in expenses for an overseas holiday as his “entitlement”.

Oh, and as Don Brash and Christine Rankin have resurrected themselves.

And, yes, when Sir Double Dipton finally “retires” (and it might be sooner rather than later, given his accommodation expenses rort) he too will be eligible for 90% of his overseas travel costs being met by the taxpayer. Forever!

Sir Double Dipton says:

But the minister says Dipton remains his home and he intends to return there when he leaves Parliament.

Better get the house in order, then Bill. Including evicting the current tenants, which you need only 42 days to do under the appalling lack of residential tenure provided by the Residential Tenancies Act.

It might be sooner, rather than later, so better get moving on it Bill.

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5 thoughts on “Things to do in Dipton when you’re dead

  1. Toad, I assume you will also be posting on Chris Carter lying about paying for his trip to China?

  2. Tell us about it Luke. I haven’t caught up with that one, but if Labour MPs are rorting the system they are fair game too as far as I am concerned.

  3. Trying to get it from RadioLive at present, have emailed a couple of the hosts for it as it is not on their archives, have emailed Chris Carter direct and not heard anything back either.

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